The worst thing ever....EMBARRASSING!

Today is a great day for my cousin brother..he has successfully finished his SPM! Congrats,Vincent! I really feel happy for you...finally can throw all the useless textbook aside and enjoy true life! Man,your holiday starts by now! Felt sad for you for having to join NS at the end of this month...your holiday is so short...pity you :( However...the worst thing is yesterday i have sent the wrong message to the wrong person! Urgh...so embarrassing...i would like to apologise to my beloved friend,Xiao Ning,for calling you a HAM SAP LOU yesterday! I actually meant to send that message to someone anonymous...(can't say his name,if not i will have to shoulder the consequences of being so ba gua). I have accidentally SCOLDED you too!Really sorry to accidentally ruin your wonderful reputation...but i think you would not mind right? Tell me if you feel insulted....i will call you a ham sap lou everyday! But please don't laugh at me by then...